Ok, tough question.
Why is it that whenever I meet an awesome girl she ends up being a lesbian or whenever I’m getting hit on it’s a gay or bi guy?
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOURE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WERE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
acidintimacy replied to your post: she turned to me that’s when she said it
To be fair, you were flirting a lot, plus the way you bagged cans got me bothered and hot. Please stop acting like you’re not impressed - one more thing: I’m gonna pay by cheque.
LAST WEEK I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, walked outside into the rain, checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
she turned to me that’s when she said it
looked me dead in the eyes, and asked cash or credit and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
About me
++ Andreas here. Daedric Prince of Madness, Listener, Cyris 457th Company Comander and the guy who turned off the Brain Scorcher.Putting in a Special Mention TO MOTHER FUCKING DISTURBED!!!
GAMES! OF ALL SHAPES AND PLATFORMS , except sport ones.... hell no.Doctor Who, Torchwood, 40,000, art, nerf guns, and many types music ,bands and authors but I can't be bothered listing them, because I'm lazy sometimes and now is one of them++
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
You read all this?! Well done! Achievement Unlocked 15G
